Instead of engaging in the entirely self-involved act of describing myself, I'm soliciting summaries from my dear friends and colleagues. Perhaps a conglomeration of their comments will be sufficiently descriptive. :)
"Amanda is a Siren, recently separated. She is both visually and vocally enticing, and her shores bear the planks of many wrecked ships. To any rational observer she is a risky venture at best, an engagement fraught with textbook trouble, and an avenue best avoided. Then you have lunch together." - Chris